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When a man
makes landfall in as many ports as a pirate, he needs an
arsenal of charming 'bon mots' to break the ice. Likewise, a lady
pirate can let a likely lad know she'd welcome his attention with
one of these snappy retorts!
For Lads:
1. Wanna
shiver me timbers?
2. What's a
nice wench like ye doing in a smarmy lagoon
like this?
3. That's
some treasure chest.
4. Avast, me
proud beauty. Care to make my Roger Jolly?
5. Prepare
to be boarded!
For Lasses:
1. So tell
me, why do they call ye Cap'n Jellyfish?
2. That's
quite a cutlass ye have there.
3. Me mother
warned me about sailing men. Wouldn't
want to make the poor old dear a liar, would ye?
4. No, I'm
not seeing Mad Dog McGee anymore. Besides,
he's found a terrific new therapist and hasn't cut anything off anyone for . . . oh, three weeks at least.
5. Wanna
come up to my place? I just had me mattress
deloused.
For the
ultimate pick up, pick up your copy of
PLEASURING THE PIRATE! At fine
bookstores and online now! |
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